Tera Patrick’s Rescue Rampage
March 28, 2009 by admin
Filed under Fleshlight Girls
Ok guys,
I got a special treat from my friends over at fleshlight!
Tera Patrick has a new flash game called Rescue Rampage! It is addicting!
But be sure to read the instructions thoroughly to make sure you know how to play the game correctly. So put your cock away for awhile and try to beat my high score!
Girl Fun With The Fleshlight
March 28, 2009 by admin
Filed under Masturbate Fun for Her
Top 10 Signs You Are Addicted To The Fleshlight!
March 27, 2009 by admin
Filed under Masturbate Fun for Him
#10 You start refering to your ex-girlfriends as whatever insert matches them best. (Wonderwave Wendy, super-tight Suzy, Vortex Vickie. . .etc.)
# 9 When the power goes out, the lights are still off and everyone can hear your heavy breathing.
# 8 Two words. Outta LUBE!
# 7 Instead of buying the latest video game, brand new Fleshgirl purchase!
# 6 Your girlfriend walks in on you with your fleshlight and all you can say is. . . “yeah, yeah. . . Take a number.”
# 5 You seem to have lost weight and your pelvic muscles are HUGE.
# 4 While having sex with your girlfriend, her arms and legs keep getting in the way.
# 3 You have a picture of your fleshlight on your cellphone.
# 2 You have ever tried spanking your Butt or Mini-maid insert.
# 1 You keep trying to wedge a shoe under your girls ass during sex.
Tampa Bukkake
Being from Florida I love to show local webmasters some love, I have heard about the Tampa Bukkake guys for years. Back then my friends and I always tried to find out when and where there parties are and join in the fuckfest!
If you don’t know what “Bukkake” is, it is basically a big ass orgy where guys bring in their girlfriends, wives, or just random cum thirsty sluts to be fucked! Everyone takes turn beating up the pussy until they blow their load all over the woman’s face!
And its not over then! one after another the guys blow their loads all over the sluts and yell BUKKAKE!!!
Its great stuff!
Dirty D. is the man and has been doing this for years and has a great site called Tampa Bukkake that is worth the signup. Hours and HOURS of video, thousands of photos all in the members area all for download.
You want to see what happens to this slut?
Check out the FREE video here.
Real British Escort aka Punting
I think I have found my new spot when I want to watch some REAL UK Escorts fuck and get fucked. The site is called Punting Cash it features REAL UK escorts taking real appointments many of them filmed for the first time.The term “Punting” is slang in the UK for picking up escorts and prostitutes similar to mongering here in the US.
Members can CONTACT the escort after watching her in action! Email addresses, phone numbers or website links are listed in the Members area for each escort still working. So once a Member has watched the escort he can book a session with her (this is in the UK though).
It is updated every week with fresh content. The membership is a great deal for all of the downloadable content available.
Well If that doesnt make your cock hard I don’t know what the fuck does….. well a video probably could!
So check out this video, It is from a London escort sex party! The quality of it is excellent. MUST SEE!
Ex Girlfriend Revenge Pics
Sometimes girlfriends that you think are angels turn out to be dirty sluts and fuck around behind your back. I know all of us have been through this before. I know I have! So when I found this site all about ex gf pics and vids I had to get a membership. Tons of videos and pics updated weekly. Check out some of the pics, clicking on each one goes to her gallery and don’t worry popup free!
Enjoy!
Female Masturbation CLOSE UP!!
March 17, 2009 by admin
Filed under Masturbate Fun for Her
I guarantee you never have seen pussy and female masturbation like this before!! OMFG!
Click on any photo to see more in their gallery 100% FREE!
Live Jasmin
Im All about some at home solo action so I am hear to show you some cool shit i just discovered. This is how it works..
Click the pic of the girl you want to chat with, then chat! It’s that fucking easy! You can chat for free with her but if you want her to put on a private show for you it only cost a few bucks to sign up and go to the private chat. I like to get my Fleshlight and chat to these hoes online and fuck my fleshlight while I chat!
Its fun but damn hard to type with one hand!!
Crack Whore Confessions
Ok Kiddies,
I have some crazy shit in store for you or as the website says "prepare to scar your mind"
You want to talk about some reality porn? Then I got probably the realist shit on the internet ever. My boy Dirty D. does it again with another one if his kickass sites called Crack Whore Confessions , basically they pick up real crack whores tricking for money.
Now when I say REAL crack whores I mean REAL, those guys are sick fucks and will pretty much fuck anything with a hole in it.
Example A.
"Linda is a whacky street whore. She is dying of liver cancer but she is still turning tricks out on the stroll. Linda shares the story of her fucked up life of how her Dad was a cop and she ended up a hooker. Since she is dying of cancer for her Birthday present the family bought her a coffin, Talk about dysfunctional! Linda says screw that she wants to be dropped in the ocean in lingerie to be eaten one last time. Linda cries that she has never been to a strip club, owned a vibrator, or seen a porno movie. Cracker Jack is feeling like a a good Samaritan, so he has Linda blow him and then takes her out to fulfill her dirty dying wishes at the local porn shop and strip club!"
Enough Said.
Now don't be afraid, there are some hotties there but those just give you how real it actually is!
Well if that doesn't make your cock hard, or at least want to vomit I don't know what the fuck can! So check out Crack Whore Confessions and tell them Banger sent ya!
8 Things to do with your Fleshlight!
March 16, 2009 by admin
Filed under Masturbate Fun for Him
Eight tried trusted things you can do with your Fleshlight
I have had a Fleshlight for almost ten years and its the finest investment I ever made. Here are a few hints on variations and modifications I have made and tried:
1) I drilled and fitted a small enema hose connector to the bottom lid. I then added a short length of surgical tubing and a one way valve facing outwards. It relases air when you thrust in and closes when you withdraw causing amazing grip and delicious slurping noises.
2) I have added two small thick elastic bands to the top end of the insert and keep them there by making small cuts in the ribs. This increases the grip.
3) I find that perfumed shower gel soap is far better than ordinary lubes and foams nicely too. Good to add a little to your nipples and massage very gently too. I also use a small hypodermic syringe (with no needle!) with this gel to add a little warm water next to my penis without withdrawing for added wetness and slipperyness.
4) I always use my Fleshlight in between the mattress and the bed base leaving my hands free for anal or nipple stimulation. Wrap the Fleshlight in a small towel first to give a better grip in the bed wedge above.
5) For the most natural feeling it is best to warm the Fleshlight assembly. I don’t take it out of the container but put the entire assembly upside down into a large tin of hot water. Saves time and effort. I dismantle & clean it once a month though in Dettol water.
6) If you are in need of a quick fix use a hairdryer for a couple of minutes to heat the sleeve from both ends with the cap removed.
7) For an entirely different feeling turn the Lady version upside down so the clit is nearest the floor. Deeper penetration & feels like doggy style.
For a fun variation, lubricate the Fleshlight sleeve and insert a Femidom with the supplied retaining ring
