Strangest Place You Have Masturbated !

April 25, 2009 by admin
Filed under Masturbate Fun for Him

So I decided to ask my mailng list, “where is the strangest, most craziest place you have ever masturbated?”
Here are some of the responses!

-I did on a Greyhound bus from DC to Boston

-On a trampoline in a GFs front yard while she lay underneath me. Although it was night time and she lived in the country, she had a bright security light on a utility pole. The road was about 25 yards away, and she had neighbors on either side about 25 yards away. It was kinda exciting, but I dont think I would have done it if I wasnt drunk!

-On a vista point in a park. Nobody around, at least I think so.

-When I was younger I jerked off in the same room as my blind grandma was in.

-Neck deep in the Gulf of Mexico, watching all the babes’ asses on the beach…

-In school during class…i sat in the back of class during geometry and there was this hot spanish girl in the front of the class, so i rubbed it throught my sweats until i shot all down my leg!!

-I haven’t done to many open places…I have done it at work…i work in a lab at my college so i just wander into an unoccupied room and enjoy myself…my lab is usually unvisited anyway so no chance of being seen. Other then that nothing to outrageous yet.

-In church. During service.

-In my pick-up driving to and from work a lot…

-In my truck in the automatic car wash… one time I had my eyes closed as I got close to the big ‘o and right before I came i opened my eyes and there was a big SUV with it’s lights on sitting in line waiting… don’t know if they noticed my arm movement or not… kinda screwed up my orgasm…

-Sitting at a stop light… needless to say, my truck is a popular place for it…

-In dressing rooms and bathrooms at department stores

-One time I squatted down and jacked-off while peeping thru the keyhole on our bedroom door looking into the living room at my wife and her younger sister sitting on the couch… it was an older house with the old skeleton key locks on the interior doors… fantasizing about a 3-way…

-Jail! I was in my own cell, so it was not like a gay porn plot. It was just a little overnight stay for assaulting a co-worker. I thought later I should not have pulled down my boxers on that cot. I was lucky I did not get crabs.

-Hospital bathroom…..

-The most unusual place that I did it was on a lake superior beach in a campground. I went into the tall beach grass, took my shorts off and jacked off. While I was doing it I could hear people walk by, but they could not see me where I was.

-Most unusual would have to be at a Jacuzzi at a water park when i was around with the water jets. It was great at the time but i think it infected my dick. Oh and here’s the kicker, the hot tub was nearly full of people! ( it was small and there was like 7 people.)

-Once in the woods while hunting. Another time in the middle of a field. The kitchen in my college house.

-In the restroom urnal across from my office.

-At work, masturbating and also getting paid, now thats fun.

-In the back of my FedEx truck….

-While driving an 18-wheeler across Texas and later in Ohio. I was goin’ 70 in TX and 55 in OH. I achieved a most shuddering shangri-la on both occasions…

-Both in a lay-down and a stand-up tanning bed… at a tanning salon…… one where the walls are “temporary type… they don’t go to the main ceiling… just a couple feet above head height.

-On my jet ski on the Delaware Bay… a number of times!

-In an airplane. For real. It was on my flight from Chicago to Florida. LMAO. Not quite the mile high club.