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If you don’t have one already you need to BUY ONE NOW! I have been using the STU for about a year and it has really helped me last long and fuck my wife (and girlfirend) all night long.
You see I have tried every cream, pill, and pump to make me last longer in bed, but none of that really worked. Well one day I was attending a porn convention in Florida (yes they really have those) and I was talking to a popular male adult film performer and he told me the secret…

PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE! Well it was easy for him because he was banging hot chicks every week! I have a wife of 5 years and a freak on the side.. I can only practice soo much without getting caught!

I walked with him over to the Fleshlight booth and showed me the Stamina Training Unit… aka STU.

At first I laughed at it but he told me that this is what male performers use to not only last longer but to have fun at home! I was hooked and I bought one… and some lube!

I took it home and hid it in my room. I actually hid it in my gym bag since i knew she would never find it there. The first time I used it I came right away, but it was one of the best orgasms I have had in a LONG time!

Since then I have not used my hand to masturbate and have been able to last over an hour! I highly reccomend it to anyone with premature ejaculation problems or to anyone who wants to have some fun!

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Strangest Place You Have Masturbated !

So I decided to ask my mailng list, “where is the strangest, most craziest place you have ever masturbated?”
Here are some of the responses!

-I did on a Greyhound bus from DC to Boston

-On a trampoline in a GFs front yard while she lay underneath me. Although it was night time and she lived in the country, she had a bright security light on a utility pole. The road was about 25 yards away, and she had neighbors on either side about 25 yards away. It was kinda exciting, but I dont think I would have done it if I wasnt drunk!

-On a vista point in a park. Nobody around, at least I think so.

-When I was younger I jerked off in the same room as my blind grandma was in.

-Neck deep in the Gulf of Mexico, watching all the babes’ asses on the beach…

-In school during class…i sat in the back of class during geometry and there was this hot spanish girl in the front of the class, so i rubbed it throught my sweats until i shot all down my leg!!

-I haven’t done to many open places…I have done it at work…i work in a lab at my college so i just wander into an unoccupied room and enjoy myself…my lab is usually unvisited anyway so no chance of being seen. Other then that nothing to outrageous yet.

-In church. During service.

-In my pick-up driving to and from work a lot…

-In my truck in the automatic car wash… one time I had my eyes closed as I got close to the big ‘o and right before I came i opened my eyes and there was a big SUV with it’s lights on sitting in line waiting… don’t know if they noticed my arm movement or not… kinda screwed up my orgasm…

-Sitting at a stop light… needless to say, my truck is a popular place for it…

-In dressing rooms and bathrooms at department stores

-One time I squatted down and jacked-off while peeping thru the keyhole on our bedroom door looking into the living room at my wife and her younger sister sitting on the couch… it was an older house with the old skeleton key locks on the interior doors… fantasizing about a 3-way…

-Jail! I was in my own cell, so it was not like a gay porn plot. It was just a little overnight stay for assaulting a co-worker. I thought later I should not have pulled down my boxers on that cot. I was lucky I did not get crabs.

-Hospital bathroom…..

-The most unusual place that I did it was on a lake superior beach in a campground. I went into the tall beach grass, took my shorts off and jacked off. While I was doing it I could hear people walk by, but they could not see me where I was.

-Most unusual would have to be at a Jacuzzi at a water park when i was around with the water jets. It was great at the time but i think it infected my dick. Oh and here’s the kicker, the hot tub was nearly full of people! ( it was small and there was like 7 people.)

-Once in the woods while hunting. Another time in the middle of a field. The kitchen in my college house.

-In the restroom urnal across from my office.

-At work, masturbating and also getting paid, now thats fun.

-In the back of my FedEx truck….

-While driving an 18-wheeler across Texas and later in Ohio. I was goin’ 70 in TX and 55 in OH. I achieved a most shuddering shangri-la on both occasions…

-Both in a lay-down and a stand-up tanning bed… at a tanning salon…… one where the walls are “temporary type… they don’t go to the main ceiling… just a couple feet above head height.

-On my jet ski on the Delaware Bay… a number of times!

-In an airplane. For real. It was on my flight from Chicago to Florida. LMAO. Not quite the mile high club.

-In my car alone driving on a 13 hour road trip.

Top 10 Signs You Are Addicted To The Fleshlight!

#10 You start refering to your ex-girlfriends as whatever insert matches them best. (Wonderwave Wendy, super-tight Suzy, Vortex Vickie. . .etc.)
# 9 When the power goes out, the lights are still off and everyone can hear your heavy breathing.
# 8 Two words. Outta LUBE!
# 7 Instead of buying the latest video game, brand new Fleshgirl purchase!
# 6 Your girlfriend walks in on you with your fleshlight and all you can say is. . . “yeah, yeah. . . Take a number.”
# 5 You seem to have lost weight and your pelvic muscles are HUGE.
# 4 While having sex with your girlfriend, her arms and legs keep getting in the way.
# 3 You have a picture of your fleshlight on your cellphone.
# 2 You have ever tried spanking your Butt or Mini-maid insert.
# 1 You keep trying to wedge a shoe under your girls ass during sex.

8 Things to do with your Fleshlight!

Eight tried trusted things you can do with your Fleshlight

I have had a Fleshlight for almost ten years and its the finest investment I ever made. Here are a few hints on variations and modifications I have made and tried:

1) I drilled and fitted a small enema hose connector to the bottom lid. I then added a short length of surgical tubing and a one way valve facing outwards. It relases air when you thrust in and closes when you withdraw causing amazing grip and delicious slurping noises.

2) I have added two small thick elastic bands to the top end of the insert and keep them there by making small cuts in the ribs. This increases the grip.

3) I find that perfumed shower gel soap is far better than ordinary lubes and foams nicely too. Good to add a little to your nipples and massage very gently too. I also use a small hypodermic syringe (with no needle!) with this gel to add a little warm water next to my penis without withdrawing for added wetness and slipperyness.

4) I always use my Fleshlight in between the mattress and the bed base leaving my hands free for anal or nipple stimulation. Wrap the Fleshlight in a small towel first to give a better grip in the bed wedge above.

5) For the most natural feeling it is best to warm the Fleshlight assembly. I don’t take it out of the container but put the entire assembly upside down into a large tin of hot water. Saves time and effort. I dismantle & clean it once a month though in Dettol water.

6) If you are in need of a quick fix use a hairdryer for a couple of minutes to heat the sleeve from both ends with the cap removed.

7) For an entirely different feeling turn the Lady version upside down so the clit is nearest the floor. Deeper penetration & feels like doggy style.

For a fun variation, lubricate the Fleshlight sleeve and insert a Femidom with the supplied retaining ring

Reader Tip

I own a fleshlight but NOT the tube that it goes in, just the bit you stick your penis into. Now I prefer it this way because I own a leather sofa, so I just put the flesh into the crack of the sofa and I can actually prefer an act of sexual intercourse feels really good as you can go as hard and deep and fast as you like and you wont hurt them anyway if you have a small vibrator or some vibrating machine of some sort be it computer controller or mobile phone…selatape it to the end of the flesh and I assure you, you will be ejaculating in MINUTES, but it has to be a strong vibration now to advance this even further….anal stimulation at the same time will send your cumming rocketing out your tip so fast you feel as if the hole is to small to let out the amount you wanna let flow ….for a final stage….have something vibrating in your ass at the same time….. me personally my set up is like this

small vibrator INSIDE the flesh. flesh inside the crack of the sofa and thickish sized vibrating dildo under me for me to ride on this set up is perfect as when I slide my penis in and out the flesh, the dildo itself is also going in and out of MY flesh

I love this set up, I cum so hard I cant actually hold in the moan…im pretty sure iv been heard cumming by my next door flatmate :S

but its just too intense…im pretty damn sure I orgasm EVERYTIME hope you lot give it ago

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