Top 10 Signs You Are Addicted To The Fleshlight!

#10 You start refering to your ex-girlfriends as whatever insert matches them best. (Wonderwave Wendy, super-tight Suzy, Vortex Vickie. . .etc.)
# 9 When the power goes out, the lights are still off and everyone can hear your heavy breathing.
# 8 Two words. Outta LUBE!
# 7 Instead of buying the latest video game, brand new Fleshgirl purchase!
# 6 Your girlfriend walks in on you with your fleshlight and all you can say is. . . “yeah, yeah. . . Take a number.”
# 5 You seem to have lost weight and your pelvic muscles are HUGE.
# 4 While having sex with your girlfriend, her arms and legs keep getting in the way.
# 3 You have a picture of your fleshlight on your cellphone.
# 2 You have ever tried spanking your Butt or Mini-maid insert.
# 1 You keep trying to wedge a shoe under your girls ass during sex.